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I thought today's school day would be very interesting and fun because of some several reasons; random special guests are coming to my school, performances and the whole event will going to show on TV LIVE!! Sadly, it turned out to be very lame and totally wasting of time.

Back to this morning right after i placed my bag in the class as the teacher said so, i went downstairs to the foyer where i met Wen Sern. We both sat in the middle of the line during the ceremony where we wasted almost 2 hours for nothing just to wait those guests! Wont they felt ashamed that more than 100 students were frustrating just because of them??! That was also the time that i felt so regret for not listening to En Hui who recommended me not to go the other day...

Anyway, some of the performances are quite impress me, especially the magic, although it's just a repeat from the previous years, but at least better than the other performances. The ceremony killed the time straight to our recess time, which was very boring since i didnt bring any pocket money with me, and yet, i brought my self-made breads for the first time for this year XD

Mean while as everyone returned to classroom, it was reviewed that there were only 16 of us present, it was so surprised that more than half of us were absent! The environment was so different compared to ordinary days too, the whole room was so quiet and a little empty.

During the eight period, a bitch annoying talk non-stop teacher came to relief our Ekonomi teacher, who was absent as well. She kept ordering us to do this do that by claiming that maybe the guests will pay a visit to our class, at first i was like "whatever" since i've nothing to do too, but her voices killed my mood off to zero! So, most of the time i kept quiet like an ant and never showed any emotions to anyone until she asked me to arrange the tables and chairs.

I just felt like want to tear her lips out when she orders me like a slave, i dragged the nearest chair and pushed it away hardly as it blocking my way, do you know what she said next? She said "Tak puas hati ke? Tolong saja pun nak marah ke? Ini bukan kelas awak ke? Siapa name tu?" You see, just want to scold me also can came out with many questions, i actually wanted to scold her back since i knew her "argue skill" is very NOOB by judging on what she scolded me just now. But in the end im sure she'll use her "teacher's power" to gantung me, so not worth.

If i really did that, i'll scold "Yes, i memang tak puas hati, but it's not because you asked me to do thing, but it's because your lanjiao pig's voices killed my mood off! What? You ask me to help them just because you think this class is apart of mine? Quite reasonable. Then let me ask you, this class is not even belong to you and you're not even apart from us, not even close! Why you're so fucking busybody then??!! Where did you get the power to ordering us like a slave?" Did your mother ever teach you dont be busybody on other people's thing??"
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I've tried so many jobs over the years and hated them all. They were all pretty lame and required no higher education qualifications whatsoever. I have a degree and a masters degree and am now considering doing a PGCE (teaching qualification) and becoming a teacher.
I hated school and the only thing that made it bearable was a few cool teachers. I'd quite like to be one of those cool teachers but I'm not sure I could hack all the red tape.
What do other people think, just generally, about teaching?
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My teacher talks to herself.Does yrs?
Yes, but she doesn't realise it, she actually thinks we r listening!

Teacher: You missed school yesterday, didn't you?
Pupil: no mam, not very much

Teacher: What are the small rivers that run into the nile?
Pupil: juve-niles

Teacher: If you add 3542 and 3085, then divide it by 4 and multiply by 6, what will you get?
Pupil: The wrong answer

Teacher: Bobby, I hav read your essay about your house and its word for word exactly the same as your brother's from last year!
Bobby: Of course, its the exact, brick for brick same house!

When does 5 and 5 make 11?
When u r stupid!

Pupil( on phone) : My son has a bad cold and won't be able to go to school today.
School secretary: who is this speaking?
Pupil: This is my father speaking

Teacher: if i lay one egg here and one egg there, how many eggs will there be?
Pupil: none
Teacher: Why not?
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One student emailed me recently to report that he was “looping” difficult sections of songs using Audacity. This helps him focus his practice time on difficult passages of songs. He could also slow down the practice track while he was learning it. Over time, as he improved, he could increase the tempo until he was playing the difficult section at normal speed. To create the loop, he would import an MP3 of the song into Audacity. Then he would highlight the difficult section, and copy it to his clipboard. Then he would open a new file, and repeatedly paste that section, over and over again. He could repeat the section for as long as he liked, depending on how many times he pasted it. Using “Change Tempo” he could slow down the section, and then slowly bring it up to normal tempo as his skill improved.

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Teacher: If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Paddy: Seven!

Teacher: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Paddy: Seven!

Teacher: Let’s try this another way. If I give you two apples and two apples and another two apples, how many apples have you got?
Paddy: Six.

Teacher: Good. Now if I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Paddy: Seven!

Teacher: How on earth do you work out that three lots of two rabbits is seven?
Paddy: I’ve already got one rabbit at home now!

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